Canoe please let me in, it's freezing!

Pecan anyone hear me knocking?

Boo-tiful day to be telling jokes!

Olive you to the moon and back!

Mikey likes you!

Cheese a jolly good fellow!

Abbey birthday to you!

Police hurry up and let me in, it's cold out here!

Elvis

Elvis has left the building!

Abbey

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Honey bee a dear, and close the door!

Theresa fly on your nose!

Maya I come in?

Butter let me in or I'll keep knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda you can hear me joking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, we're off with jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Who knew jokes could be this fun?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel prize for best knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for, let's joke!