I always say 'I'll sleep when I'm dead', but then end up taking three naps the next day.

I love how my phone can recognize my face to unlock, yet still can't autocorrect 'ducking' to 'freaking'.

I wonder if there's a support group for people addicted to online shopping called 'Clickaholics Anonymous'.

Why is it that when someone tells you they're 'going to bed early tonight', you suddenly see them online at 3 am?

Why is it that we have no problem spending hours binge-watching TV shows, but can't sit still for a 10-minute meditation?

Isn't it funny how we can spend hours organizing our closet, only to end up wearing the same outfit every day?

Why is it that we find it impossible to resist pushing the button at a crosswalk, even if we know it won't make the light change any faster?

Isn't it funny how we meticulously plan our weekends, only to end up binge-watching Netflix the whole time?

Why is it that we always think we can finish a whole pizza by ourselves, but struggle to eat more than two slices?

Isn't it funny how we complain about the cold weather, but still refuse to wear a jacket because it doesn't match our outfit?

Isn't it funny how we set multiple alarms in the morning, but somehow always manage to hit snooze on all of them?

Isn't it strange how we trust our phone's GPS to guide us to a new destination, but still second-guess our own sense of direction in familiar places?

Why is it that we always seem to find the most comfortable chair when we don't have to get up, but as soon as we need to leave, we're stuck in the stiffest seat in the room?

I always find it amusing how people speed up when they see a yellow traffic light, as if their car runs on banana power.

Why is it that the car in front of you always switches lanes just when you thought you found the faster one?

Isn't it strange how you can never find a single paperclip when you need one, but they magically appear everywhere when you don't?

Have you ever realized that the elevator always takes longer to arrive when you're in a hurry?

Isn't it funny how the way someone chews can make you dislike them instantly?

Isn't it funny how whenever you're having a bad hair day, you'll run into everyone you know?

Why is it that the weather always seems to be perfect when you have to stay indoors all day?

Isn't it strange how the hardest part of doing laundry is finding a matching pair of socks?