Why do we call it getting 'sick' when we're supposed to be getting better?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dying?

Isn't it funny how we feel like professional chefs when we add 'extra' ingredients to a frozen pizza?

Why do we always feel the need to press the elevator button multiple times as if it will make the elevator arrive faster?

Why do we find ourselves saying 'hold on, I can't find my phone' while we're actually talking on the phone?

Why is it that the moment we let our guard down with a white shirt, the nearest spaghetti sauce decides to attack?

Isn't it strange how we never realize how much junk we've accumulated until it's time to move?

Why do we always hear our alarm clocks better in our dreams than in reality?

Why is it that the chance of spilling a drink is directly proportional to how important the document is next to it?

Why do we still feel guilty skipping ads on online videos even though we do it all the time?

Why is it that when we're running late, every traffic light in town turns red?

Haven't you noticed that the more you try to keep a secret, the more you feel the urge to share it?

Why do we keep buying more clothes even though our closets are already overflowing?

Why is it that we tend to remember a person's outfit rather than their name?

Why do we always seem to choose the loudest snack when trying to eat inconspicuously?

Why is it that the day you forget your umbrella is the day it decides to rain the hardest?

Isn't it funny how we can spend hours watching cooking shows but still end up ordering takeout?

Why do we insist on waving back at someone who wasn't actually waving at us?

Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak?

Why is it called "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Ever notice how you can’t look at your own ear without a mirror?