My dog always magically appears when I have food, but disappears when it's time for a bath.

There's always that one friend who never looks at the menu and asks what's good at a restaurant.

We all have that one song that we listen to on repeat until we can't stand it anymore.

I've never seen anyone actually 'roll on the floor laughing' from an online joke.

Isn't it strange how we talk to pets like babies, but they don't understand a word we're saying?

Why do we try to beat the traffic by leaving early, only to end up in more traffic?

It's funny how we check our pockets multiple times for our phone, but never for our keys.

I find it ironic how we spend so much time and money trying to look younger, but then waste hours scrolling through nostalgic photos on social media.

Isn't it strange how we always seem to find the perfect GIF for every situation, yet struggle to find the right words to say in person?

Have you ever noticed how we can spend hours binge-watching TV shows, but can't sit through a 5-minute YouTube video without skipping ahead?

Have you ever noticed how the same people who complain about Mondays are the ones who can't stop talking about how much they love coffee?

Why is it that we always hit the snooze button in the morning, even though those extra few minutes of sleep never make a difference?

I find it amusing how we use emojis to express our emotions in text messages, as if words weren't enough.

Isn't it funny how we can instantly tell when someone else is texting in all caps, but we never realize when we're doing it ourselves?

Why do we say 'easy as pie' when baking a pie is anything but easy?

Ever notice how we try to avoid watching the clock at work, but then can't stop staring at it as soon as it hits 4:59?

Why do we say we're 'going for a run' when most of the time we end up walking?

Have you ever noticed that the biggest decision we make when grocery shopping is which line to stand in at the checkout?

Why is it that we always run out of storage on our phones, but never run out of things to take pictures of?

Isn't it ironic how we rush through the day to get things done, only to spend hours scrolling through social media at night?

Have you ever realized that the more expensive a restaurant is, the smaller the portion sizes become?