It's funny how our definition of a 'good night's sleep' changes from our teenage years to adulthood.

Why do we feel the need to share every detail of our lives on social media as if anyone really cares?

We've all experienced the struggle of trying to gracefully exit a group conversation without being noticed.

I find it amusing how someone can't hear you when you ask them to do chores, but they magically develop superhuman hearing when you're opening a snack.

It's funny how we can watch the same movie multiple times and still laugh at the same jokes like we've never heard them before.

Why do we always end up looking at the clock at exactly 11:11 or 12:34 - must be the universe's way of reminding us it's late.

I love how the most interesting conversations happen in the bathroom, as if the tiles have some magical power.

Why do we feel compelled to press the elevator button multiple times as if it will make it come faster?

I wonder why they call it a 'fun run' when most people participating look like they're in agony.

Why do drive-thru ATM's have braille buttons? Are blind drivers a thing?

We all know someone who takes longer to order at a fast-food drive-thru than it takes to cook the meal.

Is it just me or do socks have an unexplainable ability to vanish in the laundry?

I always find it amusing when people walk into a glass door thinking it's open - it's like a modern-day mime act.

I love how we're all guilty of pretending to be on the phone to avoid social interactions in public places.

I don't get why we have more channels than we can watch, but still somehow end up watching the same reruns over and over.

Why do we always say 'just five more minutes' when hitting the snooze button, as if those extra minutes will make a huge difference?

Isn't it funny how we spend an hour choosing what to watch on Netflix, only to end up rewatching The Office for the hundredth time?

I find it ironic how 'swimming pool' and 'jumbo shrimp' are both phrases that contain an oxymoron.

I can always tell when someone is driving while eating because they seem to steer with their elbow.

It's funny how the 'check engine' light can make a grown adult panic even if they know nothing about cars.

I always find it ironic how 'fun size' candies are never really that fun.