Why was the bright student always sleepy in class? Because he kept burning the midnight oil!

Why did the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

Why can't you trust an artist with money? They always draw a blank.

I was going to make a pun about sports, but it felt too forced.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

What do you call a told arithmetic joke? A bad add-ition.

I'm terrified of elevators...but I've started taking steps to avoid them.

I tried to catch fog yesterday...Missed!

I'm friends with every number. I just don't get a whole lot out of 1.

What do you call fake rocks? Shamrocks!

Why are graves so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans!

What do you call a factory that makes really good products? A satisfactory!

Why did the firefly get bad grades? Because they were too bright!

Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they take you to another level!

I'm reading a book on the history of clocks, but I can't seem to find the time to finish it!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was only de-brie left!

I'm addicted to collecting vintage pennies, but I'm taking steps to avoid change.

I saw a pun about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

I'm trying to learn how to flirt with math. I think I've got your number!

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints!