I always find it funny how we call them 'apartments' when they're all stuck together in one building.

Isn't it interesting how we always seem to remember the lyrics to the songs we don't like?

It's amusing how we always trust the opinion of strangers when reading online reviews.

Do you ever notice how we always run out of space on our phones right when we need to take a picture?

Why is it that we never seem to have enough storage space in our homes, no matter how much we declutter?

We always seem to have the best ideas when we're just about to fall asleep, but can never remember them in the morning.

Why is it that we always seem to find the best parking spots when we don't need them?

I find it funny how we use alarms to wake up early, but always hit snooze until the last possible minute.

Don't you think it's strange how we automatically feel guilty when our phone battery dies, as if we were the ones who drained it?

It's interesting how we never seem to have the right coins for parking meters, but always manage to scrounge up enough for a snack.

Why do we pretend to read shampoo bottles in the shower as if we don't already know what it says?

Isn't it funny how we always act surprised when our favorite song comes on shuffle, even though we put it there ourselves?

I always find it odd how we have to pay extra for 'premium' gas even though it all comes from the same place.

I realized the real reason why people take so many selfies... they want proof that they actually left the house.

I find it funny how we whisper on the phone when we're trying to be extra secretive, as if the NSA can't turn up the volume.

Isn't it ironic how we trust a machine to tell us if we're too heavy, but can't trust a GPS to take us to the right place?

Have you ever noticed how the volume of the TV mysteriously increases when someone starts eating chips?

It's interesting how we say 'I'll sleep on it' when making a decision, as if lying down will suddenly make us experts.

Isn't it strange how we don't trust people who leave a voicemail, but still listen to it just to make sure it's not important?

I find it funny how we can perfectly parallel park our cars in one try when no one is around to see it, but suddenly struggle when there's an audience.

Why is it that we always seem to find the best deals and items when we're not specifically looking to buy anything, but never when we're actively shopping for something we need?