Parents always say 'money doesn't grow on trees', but have they seen how expensive houseplants are these days?

Isn't it funny how we're expected to pick our life partners in our 20s when we can't even decide on a brunch place without a group chat?

Why do we call it taking a 'selfie' if we can't even do it by ourselves without asking for approval from friends?

I find it amusing how gyms are the only place where you pay money to feel pain and sweat profusely.

I never understood why people say 'sleep like a baby'. Have they ever actually seen a baby sleep? It's all tossing, turning, and crying.

I love how fancy restaurants serve tiny portions on large plates. It's like they're saying 'Look at all this empty space we managed to charge you for'.

Why do we call it 'fast food' when the drive-thru line is longer than a slow-moving funeral procession?

It's funny how people always ask 'How are you?' but never really want to hear the honest answer of 'I'm tired and broke'.

I find it interesting how we can spend so much time trying to find the perfect filter for our photos, but then end up deleting them all anyway.

Have you ever noticed how when someone asks for directions, they never seem to listen and end up getting lost anyway?

It's funny how we can spend hours debating what to watch on Netflix, only to choose an episode of a show we've seen a hundred times.

I always find it amusing how my dog can immediately fall asleep right after waking me up at 6 am.

I've noticed that no matter how many times I tell myself I'll just have one chip, I always end up finishing the whole bag.

Isn't it funny how we always seem to remember a random lyric from a song, but can never remember where we left our keys?

It's interesting how my phone battery can go from 100% to 5% in a matter of hours, but then take forever to reach 1%.

I find it amusing how we can binge-watch an entire season of a TV show in one day, but struggle to finish a single chapter of a book in a week.

Have you ever noticed that the one time you decide to go to bed early, your brain suddenly has a million thoughts to keep you awake?

Have you ever noticed how we always wait until the last minute to start a project, then rush to finish it in time?

Why do we always open the fridge expecting to find something new, when we know it's just the same old leftovers?

Isn't it ironic how we complain about being tired, but then stay up late watching TV or playing on our phones?

It's amusing how we make plans to be productive on weekends, but end up binge-watching shows instead.