House

House everyone doing today?

Cash you outside, how 'bout that?

Doctor

Lettuce celebrate, it's joke time!

Ice cream every time I see a funny joke!

Pizza

Pizza nice of you to join us for some humor!

Banana split, so I can tell you more jokes!

Pasta long time since I told you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wool. Wool who? Wool you think we can finish all these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow you doing, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Surprise. Surprise who? Surprise, it's another knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you, finally another knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other knock-knock jokes were better!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dinah. Dinah who? Dinah mind, I'll just keep knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we're almost done with these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Queasy. Queasy who? Queasy does it, we'll get through all these jokes soon!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hula. Hula who? Hula good one, tell me another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my heart with laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tanker. Tanker who? Tanker you believe how many knock-knock jokes I know?