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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving for jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherlock your door for more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bless you, and here's another joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Norma Lee
Knock-Knock Jokes
Normally I don't tell jokes, but today is a special day!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yoda best, enjoy these jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice be love I'm feeling with these jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Butter open up, I have more jokes for you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda hear another joke?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wooden you like to hear more jokes?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lettuce eat some laughs together!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive for telling jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Exactly, Doctor Who is a great show!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Boo who? Oh, you're supposed to say 'Boo-hoo'!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Just in time for another joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Razor hands if you're having fun with these jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alpaca the suitcase, I'll alpaca the jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olivia these jokes, don't make me stop!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cereal-ously, when's the next joke coming?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bee
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bee-lieve me, these jokes are worth it!
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