Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
How do astronomers throw a party? They planet!
What do you call fake poop? Sham-poo!
Why do some birds wear tiny hats? To suit their tweet-o!
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they hit the beach? They might peel!
Why did the arrow embarrass the bow? It missed the point!
Why did the penguin go to the party? He heard they had cool music!
Why did the tractor break down in the art museum? It ran out of gas-lery!
Why did the bicycle fall over when it opened a bakery? It kneaded the dough!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? The giraffe was framed!
I'm trying to write a book on how to cut trees, but it's a text in progress!
How did the mathlete solve the equation while gardening? With square roots!
Why don't some fish play piano? They don't have thumbs to press the scales!
I'm out of jokes about elevators... I've lifted myself to a higher standard!
I don't really Trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
Why don't some couples go camping? Because the relationship isn't in-tents!
I'm reading a book on the history of constipation. It's really hard to put down.
I could tell you a joke about a bed, but it's not too made.
I would tell you a joke about a ladder, but it's a bit lengthy.
I told my wife she should pursue her acting career, but she didn't take the drama well.
I'm friends with 25 letters. I don't know Y!