What do you call a bear that falls in love quickly? A cuddle bear.

What do you call a snake in love? A hisster.

Why did the musician break up with the couch? It couldn't hold a tune.

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle - just like my love life.

What do you call a bee that's having relationship problems? A hum-buzz.

Why did the tree break up with the math book? It wanted more branches in its life.

What do you call a man who cooks for his wife? A husband - and a rare species at that!

Why did the cupcake break up with the muffin? It was tired of being crumby.

What do you call a ghost's girlfriend? His boo.

Why did the calendar go to couples therapy? It had commitment issues.

Why did the couple break up at the zoo? They had way too many pandas between them.

I asked my girlfriend how she likes her eggs in the morning. She said unfertilized.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? He just didn't have the heart for it.

Why did the couple go to the therapist? They needed to work on their issues.

Why did the man propose to the librarian? Because he couldn't put her down.

When do you know it's time to break up with your gym? When you've lost that workout magic.

How do you know if someone is a true romantic? They make even their toaster oven dinner sound fancy.

Why couldn't the bicycle find true love? It was two tired.

Why did the man break up with his internet provider? He found a better connection with his girlfriend.

How do you know your online relationship is working out? Your cursor won't stop pointing at them.

Why do mathematicians make bad lovers? They always divide and conquer.