Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
He heard the drinks were on the house.
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
To get to the other side.
Why did the balloon go near the needle? It was feeling deflated.
How does a train eat? Chew, chew!
Why did the car go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth.
Why couldn’t the bicycle find its destination? It lost its bearings.
Why did the snowman go to therapy? He melted under pressure.
Why did the cheese get in trouble? It was too sharp.
How do you organize a space party? You planet but no one shows up.
Why did the scarecrow get promotions? Because he was outstanding.
What’s the most untrustworthy element? Iron, it makes up everything.
Why don't math books tell jokes? They have too many problems.
Why can't ghosts lie? You can see right through them.
Why don't some relationships go to the gym? Because some don't work out.
Why did the orange like hanging out with the parrot? Because it was a good Carrot.
Why did the hat go to the party? Because it wanted to stay a head.
What did the librarian say when he got kicked off the plane? Booked.
Why did the leopard go to jail? His spots gave him away.
How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap.