Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when asked if the lightbulb was working? 'I don't know, I can't see inside the bulb!'
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday!
Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? From trying to put on their jeans!
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowtorch!
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? Threw it off a cliff!
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Wanted high spirits!
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!
Why did the blonde run around her bed for hours? She heard that she needed exercise to lose weight!
How do you drown a blonde in the ocean? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom!
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? Painted her watch black!
Why don't blondes use elevators? They don't trust them because the doors keep opening and closing!
How do you stop a blonde from drowning? Take your foot off her head!
Why don't blondes play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them!
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? Looked for the husband she must have slept with the entire week!
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell them they're pregnant!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said "concentrate".
How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
Why did the gamer get locked out of their house? Too many keys.